Malvern Town v Highgate United

It was bottom-but-one club versus bottom club tonight - with only only league goal between them before tonight (Malvern had lost their last two games 5-0 !). I'll keep it brief (as this internet connection is not a world-beater) - suffice to say Malvern were well beaten 3-0 ... and very lucky to get as many as nil !! Obviously early days in everybody's season (yes I've heard about Mossley's 5-0 tonking at Clitheroe tonight as well - eek !), but Malvern have a bit of work to do - Highgate were marginally better, but looked that little bit more organised - quicker to the ball, with a bit more fight, a bit more urgency. You could see heads drop amongst the home team as the goals went in. Here's my efforts on the three goals (I'll sort a JAlbum out when I get home I guess) - MUCH LATER - pix don't seem to want to play tonight - as in upload. Will try again later - looks like the piece of wireless string just ain't wet enough ...

(0900 the morning after) ... better (click for big)...



Goal Number One - scored by "Junior" ?



Number Two from "Doyley".



... and the third - no name unfortunately ...

Weather looking poor today - off to Gloucester for a "day in the city" ...
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Up and Running ... Finally !

... took a few days - and much fiddling around - but internet has finally arrived at Chez Smiffy, near Malvern ! Much walking and drinking done so far - a few miles on Saturday, 9.5 miles Sunday, 5 miles Monday (mostly wet and mostly round town !) and another 5 round the hills this morning.

Got the bad news about Mossley's first game defeat at home to Bamber Bridge on Saturday afternoon - and caught up with the Blue Square North and Evo-Stik Premier yesterday afternoon via a "Guardian Sport" supplement in a Cafe Bar ... still more to check out - but we're going out again now !!!

Tonight ... Malvern Town v Highgate United beckons ...
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Mossley "Training Night" - 19th August 2010

First Team played Reserves in a bit of a training sesh tonight - reduced pitch, smaller goals, three "period breaks", p*ss poor weather (rainedmost of the evening !) etc. "First Team" won 3-1 - but I think it's been more useful as in giving "Boss Shaun" the final few pointers as to his preferred team selection for the first league game of the season at home to Bamber Bridge on Saturday. A few pics from tonight on here (usual double-click for big) - I'll do a proper album much later - one more day at work and I'm away for a week - missing the first two games of the season as well - well you've gotta go when the time is right ! The upside is that where we're going, there is apparently free wireless internet, so instead of "patio updates", you may well end up with "holiday updates" ... certainly no football (unless Malvern Town are at home next Tuesday !!!). Live with this for now - pictures include a "new signing" (as in "Who is Number 6 ??") and a sock-eating left-sided defender...













A "muted" Forum after the game (few questions asked) was followed by "Quiz Night" - and the less said about that the better (with regard to "our" team !!).

(STOP PRESS - Malvern Town ARE at home next Tuesday night - playing Highgate United in a Midland Football Alliance Div 1 game - might require some "negotiations" with Mrs Smiffy first mind ...)
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Mossley Reserves v Lancaster City Reserves - Part Two

... well the pictures anyway ...

Mossley Reserves 4 Lancaster City Reserves 1

Next stop is the "Thursday Night Bonanza" - 1st Team v Reserves; Manager's Forum and (maybe) Quiz Night after that - I say maybe as Mrs Smiffy returns to Mossley off her travels on Thursday ...
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Mossley Res v Lancaster City Res - Part One

An excellent game of football last night saw Mossley Reserves open their Galaxy Football Lancashire League campaign with a well-earned 4-1 victory over Lancaster City Reserves (who I understand are based out of Myerscough College in Preston). Two quick goals 15 minutes into the second half from Aaron Chalmers knocked the stuffing out of the youthful opponents (although our guys weren't that old either !) - all round it was good to see two teams knocking the ball about with purpose - and it was great value for £2 !! Sadly no pictures ... yet. I made a start when I got home last night (seemed to struggle a bit in the half-light of the first half !), and will "finish off" when I get back from work this afternoon/early evening - watch this space !!

Here's one to whet your appetite however - Aaron Chalmers scoring goal number 4 (double-click for big) ...



Back later - there's letters (and bloody parcels !) to deliver first !!
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Sorry Folks ...

... never made it to Hyde tonight - after getting home from work I ended up - yes you've guessed it - in the damn garden "doing stuff". It was a question of making the most of the decent weather to be honest - it looks rubbish for the next few days so ... that was it until late ... too late ... it'll keep Mrs Smiffy happy though !! (By the way Hyde lost 3-2 after being 3-0 down at half-time).
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Patio Update - Sunday 15th August

Took advantage of the weather - and used up another batch of sand and cement and began sorting out the retaining walls on the right-hand side near the old path ...



(Note scruffy old garden chair used for "testing purposes" !!)

.. and that's that - don't want you all falling asleep too early tonight ...
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Mossley v FCUM

Useful Crowd + Barbecue + "well known linesman" (!!)

Well the weather stayed nice !! Finished work in good time today despite having no car - having done Saturday's "D2Ds" earlier in the week certainly helped (it's a postie thing - D2D or "housholds" = those annoying "flyers" - Sky, Virgin etc - that 99% of you immediately consign to the (recycle hopefully) bin, but add just over £12 - before tax - to my weekly pay !!).

Thought the game was a strangely muted affair personally - livened up a bit in the second half when Mike Norton came on (dunno why !), but I reckon there were more than a few eyes on the "real thing" that is the start of the season next Saturday - fairly warm as well this afternoon which probably contributed to the "easy-paced" feeling. A fair turn-out from the FCUM "army" as well probably put a few pennies in the Mossley coffers (once FCUM take their cut - they do you know !!). A 2-1 win for the visitors but, looking at the Mossley pre-season campaign as a whole, I'm happy - and I know many others are as well. My pictorial efforts are in the usual place - as in ..

Mossley 1 FC United of Manchester 2

... but it's usually worth a peep on the FCUM Message Board to see how the "pros" do it - a couple of their snappers were there today.

One last "do" up at Mossley before the season begins - next Thursday sees a First Team v Reserves "match/training session" followed by a bit of a Forum followed by Quiz Night. However if you can't wait that long, Mossley Reserves get their Galaxy Lancashire League campaign under way on Tuesday night up at Seel Park when they entertain Lancaster City Reserves. Also, with Mrs Smiffy still being "away" (moved from Hereford to Cornwall this weekend via Belper !), I might be tempted to pop over to Hyde on Monday night to see their Conference North game against Workington - they had a bad start to the season today losing 5-0 at AFC Telford United, so I guess they'll be looking to put that right rather quickly (Wukkie beat Gloucester City today 2-1 by the way).

Other news from the start of the Conference campaign saw Stalybridge Celtic beat Redditch United 2-0 and Droylsden coming out 4-2 winners against Eastwood Town ... and Stafford Rangers lost 1-0 at Boston United.
One quirky story regarding Stalybridge Celtic this week ... what with their "going full-time" as well - the "outspoken" Droylsden boss Dave Pace came up with a belter - check out this story from one of the the local rags - certainly ruffled a few feathers here ...

Also the "Road to Wembley" began today with the FA Cup Extra Preliminary Round - Glossop drew 2-2 at home to Wigan Robin Park, while New Mills smacked Alsager Town 10(ten)-2 !

So - for many - the season is under way - however the Evo-Stik contingent have 7 more days to wait ...

Time for bed - if the nice weather stays nice later today ... that bloody garden (or the pile of breeze blocks and the sand and cement) awaits ...
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Posties - Getting some Bad Press Locally

Two recent stories in the "Manchester Evening News":

Story One - August 5th

Story Two - August 13th

Like any job - you're going to find some "bad apples" (think MPs for starters !) - and unfortunately mud tends to stick - however what annoys me about the MEN website is the "Comments" section where readers can have their say on the headlines of the day - not just on these two particular stories, but on others as well. The "comments" often seem to be from arrogant, supercilious "I'm all right Jack" type people (who I'm guessing are all abusing their company web access by mouthing off online whilst they should be working - hmmm ...). "Hang 'em all"; "Slash ALL benefits"; "They're ALL scum" is usually the order of the day on here - I'd like to remind people of the phrase "Coming back to bite your bum". When the story comes out about some person losing their job for inappropriate internet usage ... it'll be interesting to see the comments under THAT story.

Oh yeah - and if you expect parcels - get a bigger bloody letter box - or write to your local Delivery Office advising of a possible "SafePlace" option (a neighbour or a greenhouse for example) - that'll save you the trip down to the Sorting Office won't it ??

(Mild) Rant over ...
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Never Trust a Timetable ...

... and I ought to know this by now ... walking down to the station - and the damn thing shot through Mossley 10 MINUTES EARLY !!!



So naturally, I'll be early this evening - and it'll either be late ... or broken down/NOT steam-hauled ...

(Note to Smiffy - don't be late for the dentist ...)

(Further note to Smiffy - don't forget - it's Friday the 13th - aaaarrrgh !!!)
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Second Thursday Live ...

... at Mossley Social Club tonight -just a few pictures of tonight's "turns" ...

Second Thursday Live - 12Aug10

Tomorrow - steam train stuff - Saturday - back to football ...
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Why Did I Bother ...

...cus I got wet at work again today - aahh this summer weather - bloody pants ... I reckon since I began "going out on my own" (i.e. after training fortnight), it's probably rained at sometime on EVERY BLOODY DAY. Some people are blaming the intoduction of the hosepipe ban "oop here" - others are blaming ME - aargh !! In fact it's now got to the stage where, having a day off tomorrow, I've hung my bag and pouch bags out to air a bit in our spare bedroom - starting to worry with this continuous rain/dry/rain/dry/rain that things will start to get a bit musty - ever the saddo here's the proof (plus a bonus pic of the crap I took out of the bag - notice "No Work Brought Home" - can lose job/liberty etc I believe !!!) ...



Next ... a quick check on the old camera and stuff (after last night's "fun and games") - if all OK I might well take advantage of Mrs Smiffy's absence to wander up to Mossley Social Club for the "2nd Thursday Live Night" - and thanks to Dave (Ashton U), I now know it's Princess Elizabeth on the "Scarborough Flyer" tomorrow - should look something like this (pic from BBC Cumbria website) ...



Right ... off to play Doctor Camera ... you never know - there might be some pictures of "The Hours" on here later ...
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Houston we HAD a Problem ...

... at Surrey Street tonight - something to do with the seasonal summer weather (ha !!). As the players came back out for the second half (it was 1-1 at the time), I turned the camera back on to find ... nothing. Tried the usual quick fixes (battery in/out; lens off/on; memory card change) to no avail. Into the Social Club for a "dry out the innards" session, whilst listening to the second and third goals for Glossop going in - bugger ! Finally got it up and limping about 15 minutes from the end, to take a few extra scruffy-looking pictures (including something on goals 4 and 5), but I reckon both camera body and big lens need a good bottoming (including possibly time for a sensor clean - eek !) before it comes out to play again.

Which will be on Friday morning - my day off - because at about 0930, the "Scarborough Flyer" will be hurtling through Mossley on the way to ... Scarborough - and it should be one of two steam engines; 60009 (Union of South Africa) or 46201 (Princess Elizabeth). Coming back through Mossley about 2025, so I'll try for both. (For those interested, the full timetable for the train can be found here). In between times, a dentist appointment awaits as well - eek -and if the weather's OK, some breeze-block laying in the garden.

... and if you're still here ... tonight's (reduced) pictures from the Glossop game are at

Glossop North End 5 Flixton 1

That's all folks - I too need to dry out properly before tomorrow !!!
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Stalybridge Celtic Forum tonight ...

An interesting evening - certainly listening to Manager Jim Harvey and his "vision" for the upcoming season - not many "controversial" questions asked either ! Some 'rough and ready' pictures of the Celtic squad and some others as well ... and I'm not going to do names (either do all names or none at all - safer this way, especially after cocking up on one of the Fleetwood pics !)

Stalybridge Celtic Forum - 10 Aug 10

Other news - none - so there !
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Into Week Seven ...

... and still awaiting some official issue footwear ! Still haven't got round to taking the GPS for a walk with me - but I reckon my old Karrimors tell the tale ...



Never mind - thanks to Mark (another postie), I've gained a pair of slightly used "official" boots this afternoon ...



Oh - and as promised ... a fully-pointed patio ...



Enough, enough ... probably all asleep by now ... something football-based tomorrow hopefully ...
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That Monday Morning Moment ...

... when lots of you peeps are already at work - and I'm not - yet - aah, the joy of a 24 hour a week contract ...

Finished pointing the bottom patio eventually yesterday - hurrah - swept all the dried up mortar off this morning (believe they're called "snots" in the trade !) - might even take a photo after work today when it's had a bit longer to dry out. Not much else from Sunday ... watched "Classic Albums" last night on Sky2 (making the most before we finally say farewell to Sky - Freeview all the way now - well it is built into the telly !) - it was "Bat Out of Hell" featuring my hero (Todd Rundgren not Jim Steinman !). Took me back a bit - to a small flat in Andover in 1977, listening to the Sunday afternoon Rock Show on BBC Radio Bristol - where I first heard the album ...

Also played about on Photoshop 6 with some "babycam" pictures of our mate's new kitten - a stray with only one eye (apparently the vet reckons it had been bitten by a rat - ouch !) Try this one for size ...



Time for some brekky now I think, before hitting the pavements of Oldham ... Football this week may well involve Glossop North End on Wednesday night - they had a bad start to the Vodkat League season, losing 3-0 away at Padiham on Saturday - Flixton are the visitors to Surrey Street this midweek. Might take in the Stalybridge "Meet the Manager" session on Tuesday evening as well ...
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Stalybridge Celtic v Fleetwood Town

... home from work at 1300 - quick change, cuppa tea and out again on the 1330 bus. First trip of the season to Bower Fold to take a look at the new "Jim Harvey Revolution" - for those not in the know, Stalybridge Celtic have gone "full-time" this season with a mix of "old heads" and "young guns" ... and first impressions were distinctly favourable. Patient build-up, ball to feet, good interchange, and from what I was told, there's been a continuing improvement "at the back" as the Celtic pre-season games have gone on. Only one goal in it, but plenty of chances at both ends (with both Celtic 'keepers performing well - Fleetwood 'keeper did alright as well !) and some very promising performances from some of the younger players on view. A few pictures at

Stalybridge Celtic 1 Fleetwood Town 0

Got me tea in Longsight last night - home now hoping for some garden works - but this bloody spitty rain just goes on and on and one - really depressing. However - photos sorted - let's hope it brightens up a bit this afternoon, and I can nail this bloody pointing once and for all.

Football next week ?? Not looked yet, but Mrs Smiffy is off on her travels on Wednesday, coming back the following Thursday, so it should be "fill your boots time" - in a pre-season friendly sort of way !!
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Wait for it ...

... just got home after watching Stalybridge Celtic beat Fleetwood Town 1-0 in a PSF - but now I'm off to Longsight where a friend is cooking mine and Mrs Smiffy's tea !!

Pictures etc sometime tomorrow folks ...
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Day Off - 05Aug10

Thursday was Postman Smiffy's "Day Off" this week - which was handy as we had some friends up from darkest Wiltshire for a day and a bit. A trip into the big city was the order of the day - shopping, showing off the "sights" of City Centre Manchester (including the big wheel thingy) followed by a Tampopo tea (Chicken Ramen for me) and thence to the Royal Exchange for a bit of a laugh ("Charley's Aunt" - very very funny indeed). Armed only with babycam (and dodgy batteries - with the lack of patio stuff going on due to the absolutely sh*te weather, the batteries had almost faded away !), I can only offer up

Day Off - 05Aug10

Late home - to find I'd missed what sounded like a "feisty" private friendly 'twixt Mossley and Dukinfield Town ("feisty" enough for the ref to call it a day 10 minutes early apparently !!). One other thing as well - remember that place that made me redundant ?? I believe that "redundant" means that your job does not exist - however ... for the THIRD time since giving me the boot I'd had an e-mail saying "We've got a problem" - you can work out the rest ... As usual it was one of my mates who asked the question (rather than one of the b*st*rd management scum that got rid of me) so, ever the nice guy (some might say MUG), I came up with the solution to their "problem" - which was naturally successful. Time I feel for an e-mail to "head b*st*rd" in India pointing out the error of his ways ...

No football at Mossley tomorrow - so I feel a trip to Stalybridge Celtic coming on. They've a friendly against Fleetwood (Moneybags) Town tomorrow, so I may well bump into "Docs" and some of our other Cod Army friends, as well as the usual suspects from 'Bridge - first of course, a bit of postal delivery in the Oldham area. One nice touch this week - I had a recorded delivery to one house - knocked on door - shouts from upstairs "Don't go !!! I'm in the shower !! Please wait !!" - dripping man appears on doorstep saying "I've been waiting for this one - I won a competition for two tickets for the Charity Shield at Wembley". Signed for, he opened it up and showed me said tickets - well I made someone happy this week !
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Mossley v Hyde

Another win - another promising performance - a bit of a rush job tonight, so few words (check out Mossleyweb.com for the full SP !) but here are some of the important (and not so important !!) moments from the evening ...

Mossley 3 Hyde FC 2

... and there we stop ...
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