Sunday, February 08, 2009

"Tongue in Cheek" Productions present ...


A warm welcome/wilkommen/hiya to all who have taken Ossie's advice and trundled over here to see what a total t*t I am ... for those interested in ALL aspects of non-league football - feel free to peruse the many threads of matches involving more than just the "Six Tame Sides" - Real Ale - we've loads of it here (the site is almost sponsored by that "real ale mecca" known as Staybridge Station Buffet Bar). Trains ?? We've got lots of them on here as well - most of them late of course (cue muffled laughter) - looking for opinions - I've got loads (I am an opinionated bar steward of course) Liam Coyne ? type his name in the search box at the top and see how much we appreciate him as a footballer - hard and fair and most of all .. honest - he was MOM playing for Chorley when they stuffed Mossley - and he was great when he was at Mossley as well this season (I have to say this of course - I may need protection if I'm ever in the Prescot area)

Coming soon to T*t Towers in Mossley - more bloody lizards - not content with a blue tongued skink and a giant African land snail, the new vivarium arrived today (Peter now working Sundays in "the" Pet Shop at Guide Bridge as well - work at last !!) - the lizards turn up at a later date ....

Now I really must go -
... must fly - there's food to cook (tonight it's a Pork/Cider/Apple concoction for the carnivores - and quorn and mashed potato for the veggie !). - and THEN to decide which end of my monopod to shove up ..........




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6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Can I have a "T" please, Bob

Mike Smith said...

Whoo hooo - love it ! Takes me back to the days of

http://wristy.blogspot.com

- an earlier project where I was accused of being a "melted Bob Holness" and also a "w*nker" - you got a better class of insult in those days :-)

Strange that the original "spat" regarding me swearing in front of women has now been replaced by some real "high'level" swearing - I can only assume that AFC Liverpool fans (Lady Division) are not allowed too close to a pc.

Oh and thanks to the "other Anonymous" for being nice ..

Anonymous said...

it was never a spat about you swearing in front of women. With me it was a case of you going off on one about Jay Chandler and using obscenities towards me, a complete stranger to you, as if it had something to do with me that you were so upset.
As I have already said on the forum, if you were so upset why didnt you wait to see him in the clubhouse after the game?

I can tell you why ... cos youre a shitbag. thats why.

Dont know about a melted bob holness either ... i would say bob holness with aids.

Anonymous said...

Bad Aids or Good Aids?

Mike Smith said...

Liverpool (Wirral ?) stereotypes continue to drag this whole thing out - and to cover their inadequacies they come up with constructive insults involving AIDS - and here I am baulking at going for the "Manc insults Scouse" retort - cus I've only lived up here for 27 years .. AIDS eh - you sad sad sad person ... I pray this disease never touches your family - and yes I mean it..

Anonymous said...

the aids comment was about your likeness to bob holness. but you appear a lot more gaunt in looks, as bob would if he had aids. who said you had it.
You just dont get it do you? your spat may have only lasted 2.5 minutes as you say but it was directed at me and you totally lost the plot with me. i dont appreiciate strangers approaching me and then flying off the handle with bad language on the scale you used.
and you cant even apologise and put this to bed.