Just HAD to share this ...

... no pre-judging, no bias, no nothing ... just a question of how much "stuff" can be fitted into one paragraph in a newspaper - I give you page three from today's Daily Express ....

"A homosexual man tried to poison his lesbian neighbours by putting slug pellets into their curry after he was accused of kidnapping their three-legged cat".

What can you say - apart from it happened in Denton - yes one of those "Nine Boroughs of Tameside"........
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